Attempted Poisoning

Thanks, Brandon, for the expired cherry Strepsils. Too bad it's not 2008.

Exp. 07 2008.

Pickels are cucumbers soaked in Evil...

Things got hairy today when Brando unwrapped his assorted sub and discovered he'd been given someone else's assorted sub, with pickels on it...Oh shit, son!!
Fast forward to three hours later, the uneaten sub still on Brando's desk and he's still complaining about the unfortunate turn of events. "That's not my sub! It has pickels on it!!"

Antoine Dogson

   

Solved!

 
Case of Travis's Eaten Toblerone: Francesca

"Oh, Lucy - you got some esssplaining to do!"

Recently, we found out that Brandon's dog, Lucy, had to go into the hospital for an exploratory surgery. "Lucy's got a lump", they said. This had to be serious!
Turns out Lucy's lump was a balled-up sock. Apparently, our gal loves to eat up socks and women's "t-bars". Gar-bear and Deb Fitzgibbon usually find the remains in the backyard - but not this time.

I HAVE NOW SEEN IT ALL!

By Brandon Fitzgibbon

It was roughly 9:30 am when I made my way to the 3^rd floor kitchen to have my 2^nd cup of Java for the day. After the coffee machine did its part, filling up my mug with that wonderful brew, I opened the fridge to get the milk. It was there, I saw something I have never seen before…..

AN EMPTY MILK CONTAINER!

Somebody had finished off the milk this morning, had the courtesy to take out the empty bag, but slammed on the breaks there and put the empty container back in the fridge.

I’ve never seen that before. I’ve seen container put back with empty bag, container left on counter or table without bag- but never empty container inside fridge.

I have now seen it all.

Babe Alert!

The reviews are pouring in!

About Myote Cote, Bill Sharpe writes, ".....riveting. Rips the doors off a seething industry and exposes the daily crimes and passions that explode in a  particularly notorious ad sweatshop. A must read!!...." March 26, 2011

"I left SB to become..."

"...a crocodile hunter." - Sarah Soteroff (former SB cheese connoisseur)

"No Pants" Levoy

"No Pants" Levoy has hit an all-time low. No leather numbers, no sequined jobbies...just pants. And flats! Oh brother.
Days with pants - 5 7 days and counting...

MMMM, that's nice...

Tos and JC really have their ears to the ground up in here! We've taken note of some of classic sayings from the SB gang.

"Sahhhh-reeeee" - Julie Cardoni on messing up
"When I think of who's at the head of a meeting, it's usually a Wizard" - Taralyn on office hierarchy
"Friends don't give friends too many chips..." - Julie and Tos on helping out a "friend"
"Did he touch you inappropriately? Show me on the doll." Arty Des-vo to Mike after meeting with an interview candidate.
"No onions, fruit, or weird spicy meat..." - Steph Simms on what she prefers to NOT have on her za-za

KB Eats Two Apples in One Day!

If anyone in this office knows anything about Kath, it's how much she hates fruit (especially bananas and raisins). Her New Year's resolution was to eat one piece of fruit per month (she hasn't until now) but today she busts out two Royal Gala apples.... Making up for lost time, or what?!!

WMP

A while ago we asked Brandon a few questions about why he eats so many turkey sandwiches for lunch. He explained that his lunches are WMP – whatever Meg packs. Here's what's on the menu:

March 21, 2011 - Leftover salmon burger
March 22, 2011 - Leftover pasta (yawn)
March 23, 2011 - PB & J - made with one end piece
March 24, 2011 - Nothing
March 25, 2011 - Nothing. To quote Brando, "Meg dropped the ball".

March 28, 2011 - Leftover meatloaf, and a homemade protein bar
March 29, 2011 - Leftover chicken pesto pasta and a homemade protein bar

Reverse heels

According to Julie Cardoni, when she removes her high heels after a long 2 hours, she feels like she's wearing "reverse heels"... She equates it to walking up a steep hill with actual heels on. 

"I won't be pushed around"...

Comments Mike Pallister on the price inflation of potato chips by a raging 25 cents.

Iced!

"What Travis Wore"

March 18, 2011 - Travis wore his new plainsy, classic cardi, and his Friday paperboy hat. On the "TJstyle" scales, he rates an 8.5...

March 25, 2011 - Rain boots, white plainsy, backwards hat, sad face, criss-cross body moves. On the "TJstyle" scales, he rates a "bossy" 6...

March 29, 2011 - Travis strolled in to work with his "Purple Rain" attire on in full effect! Purple and Grey checkered dress shirt, with matching socks. On the "TJstyle" scales, he rates a coordinating 9...