Exp. 07 2008.
Attempted Poisoning
Exp. 07 2008.
Pickels are cucumbers soaked in Evil...
Things got hairy today when Brando unwrapped his assorted sub and discovered he'd been given someone else's assorted sub, with pickels on it...Oh shit, son!!
Fast forward to three hours later, the uneaten sub still on Brando's desk and he's still complaining about the unfortunate turn of events. "That's not my sub! It has pickels on it!!"
Fast forward to three hours later, the uneaten sub still on Brando's desk and he's still complaining about the unfortunate turn of events. "That's not my sub! It has pickels on it!!"
"Oh, Lucy - you got some esssplaining to do!"
Recently, we found out that Brandon's dog, Lucy, had to go into the hospital for an exploratory surgery. "Lucy's got a lump", they said. This had to be serious!
Turns out Lucy's lump was a balled-up sock. Apparently, our gal loves to eat up socks and women's "t-bars". Gar-bear and Deb Fitzgibbon usually find the remains in the backyard - but not this time.
Turns out Lucy's lump was a balled-up sock. Apparently, our gal loves to eat up socks and women's "t-bars". Gar-bear and Deb Fitzgibbon usually find the remains in the backyard - but not this time.
I HAVE NOW SEEN IT ALL!
By Brandon Fitzgibbon
It was roughly 9:30 am when I made my way to the 3rd floor kitchen to have my 2nd cup of Java for the day. After the coffee machine did its part, filling up my mug with that wonderful brew, I opened the fridge to get the milk. It was there, I saw something I have never seen before…..
AN EMPTY MILK CONTAINER!
Somebody had finished off the milk this morning, had the courtesy to take out the empty bag, but slammed on the breaks there and put the empty container back in the fridge.
I’ve never seen that before. I’ve seen container put back with empty bag, container left on counter or table without bag- but never empty container inside fridge.
I have now seen it all.
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